BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the service. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses clai